海贼王《ココロのちず》 中文音译
海贼王《ココロのちず》 中文音译大一叫冒得撒~~吗 你死搜喔喔
大一要冒一子冒哞乃你
子那一该带的子达的怕哇啊
乃噶一冒子噶哇哎要要
盖啊一那~米你闹咯喔 几噶啊拉哇撒逮
套K米购侯哦一扫到~喔 哈几玛你孬啊一租
一玛高扫呼那带孬到给 一噶你波啊给达拉
娜娜一闹闹~~噶在喔给你 闹喔盖嗯孬米耶
黑子达拉盖了搭比那该到 大衣鸡那莫咯个扫以哎努
以哦几那噶给子大啊逮 哦顾噶玛冒努噶啦
大一叫冒得撒~~吗 你死苏喔喔
大一要冒一子冒哞乃你
啊拉西噶给达拉噶的哥嗯逮
扫咯撒K咯黑噶里喔米哟喔
由卖哦该盖拉啊租买耐吧
啊苏你的噶~集子你那路
给嘎啦哦嗯那基哈的孬冒盗
内噶一冒子噶玛哎要要 喔顾拉瓦黑盗子瓦给
给那的呀来吧逮给路 高靠咯喔啊哇撒逮
哇打里盗里~~的基孬路达 路唔给你达哎达拉
租吧撒孬那一爆酷那逮冒 基又喔基咋妮哈哇打盖路
以玛顾来那扫 那噶啊逮 妮噶大妮西家喔哦
大一叫冒得撒~~吗 你死苏喔喔
扫的那妮的达啊卖哦妮
啊喔亿油咪妮他哎西达盗比
教哦买租噶K拉K拉达路
啊苏亿要冒亿噶撒乃逮拉
木改恩达已到吧在冒要不
租哦套喔~那基喔西孬冒盗
噶他亿给租那噶啊路他拉
K撒K要哇噶基呀喔
大一叫冒得撒~~吗 你死苏喔喔
大一要冒一子冒哞乃你
啊拉西噶给达拉噶的哥嗯逮
扫咯撒K咯黑噶里喔米哟喔
由卖哦该盖拉啊租买耐吧
啊苏你的噶~集子你那路
给嘎啦哦嗯那基哈的孬冒盗
内噶一冒子噶玛哎要要 喔顾拉瓦黑盗子瓦给
工作人员的真接收器是什么属性
1真接受器是帽子在射手村出租车附近有个npc叫喔喔，点他选怪物大对决就可以进行任务了。刷200分交一次任务，刷5次就可以获得永久的。所有属性加3
2收信机-耳环去射手村做月妙任务打里面的怪会掉落文件，完成月杪任务会被传送到另一张地图，里面有个工作人员NPC，把打到的文件交给他5个一组，交20次就可以得到永久的。属性+2运2敏
3尼龙手套打世界怪掉任务物品，+2攻（不推荐做，任务物品很难打，而且奖励不是很好去市场买个手套+8攻的也不贵）
4披风-盛大有BUG目前无法完成
5鞋子-可以使用有限期的，无限期的获得方法是完成以上所有任务，但因为披风是BUG所以永久鞋子也无法获得。
都自己打的~望楼主采纳~~
提拉(喔喔不会再压青椒笑话
请采纳我的问题
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？” “是啊！”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊！”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。 警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。 警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。 警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了！司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车！只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？” 学生：“能，他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！” 9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。 那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”
我打了很久，请采纳
1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
I played for a long time, please
求音乐：某一天，在出租车上听到了一首歌。很可爱，求歌名
孙燕姿的 honey honey
期待一个好日子
工作不需我操心
能随便想想东西
喔喔
喝一杯茶也可以
写封信也可以
不做什么也可以
忙碌中又想起你
对我的若即若离
生气了也没痕迹
喔喔
忽然很想拥抱你
吻你措手不及
这只能想像而已
honey honey
要对你说声对不起
我总是没时间陪你
honey honey
你是否想亲亲密密
还是喜欢这段距离
虽然留点空间不见面
反而能够拉紧彼此的心
当我需要拥抱的时候
我总希望你在这里
啦......
忙碌中又想起你
对我的若即若离
生气了也没痕迹
喔喔
忽然很想拥抱你
吻你措手不及
这只能想像而已
honey honey
要对你说声对不起
我总是没时间陪你
honey honey
你是否想亲亲密密
还是喜欢这段距离
honey honey
要对你说声对不起
我总是没时间陪你
honey honey
你是否想亲亲密密
还是喜欢这段距离
虽然留点空间不见面
反而能够拉紧彼此的心
当我需要拥抱的时候
我总希望你在这里
继续期待好日子
继续埋首工作里
寄托在下个假期
喔喔
天空总是蓝蓝的
心情总是快乐
知道我在你心里